Taxes

I was sitting at the computer trying to finish up our income taxes and Maya wanted to know what I was doing. This was our conversation:

Maya: What are you doing on the computer?

Mom: Dad and Mom's taxes.

Maya: Why do you need to do taxes?

Mom: Just because I need to finish them up.

Maya: When you get them finished up does that mean you get to go on a REALLY good date?

Mom: Well, what do you think a REALLY good date would be?

Maya: Well, three things. 1) You should always wear a helmet when you are on your bike. 2) You should go to the temple, no questions asked. 3) You should always stay safe when riding in the car.
At least she's got the safety thing down.